If I were a true poet, I'd write odes and epics to these simple, wonderful pieces of equipment. Perhaps the true child of the sea I yearn to be would prefer to fly naked underwater, free of all gear, but I like to see, to breathe, and to move, and the mask, the snorkel, and the fins help me to be more truly aquatic.
I must write that diving-mystery. You know, the one I want to read and no one else has managed to write yet. That one. Wish me luck.